Lost and found on tape

This introduction to a workout video for the home, nay, the sole privacy of one's own bedroom, starts with the same sunny innocence as the opening seconds of "Three's Company." Quickly, accredited exercise expert Cynthia on a bike, plows the throngs of Muscle Beach, and, egged on by the propulsive boom-ba-boom-boom stripper beat, she builds the momentum needed to get us to our goal- self-realization through bust building. Whether it's sunning oneself in the sand, prowling the Strip, or just relaxing (ahh) in a black pharaonic onyx tub, projectile confidence makes all the difference. That is, until our instructor shrinks into a reverse zoom, then a fade-out, against the tinder wastescape of Hollywood Hill after an exerting game of softball.